So first of all, it's just another fake ass holiday. We all know now that the Indians and the pilgrims were not close friends kickin it over some corn so that rules out that as a plausible reason for celebration. And aren't we supposed to be thankful for things every day, not just one random ass day of the year? What kind of shit is that?
But we haven't even gotten into my personal disdain for the holiday. I absolutely hate thanksgiving. I hate the food. I hate people and their bad ass kids coming over to my house. I hate people questioning why I'm not eating. Like forreals, just fuck you. Leave me the hell alone. And then today of all days, my mom has decided is more important than college apps. Seriously ma, thanksgiving will be here next year, college apps won't and neither will I. I'm not fucking coming home for thanksgiving ever in college. It's a stupid holiday and I hate it. So I'm going to stay my ass in the dorms with good movies and snacks. Hell, thats what I plan on doing today. I'm going to stay in my room with a bunch of snacks and movies while I write admissions essays. No I don't want to come down and say hi. I'm slapping a do not disturb sign on the door and calling it a day.
- College bound Jay
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