I've come to realize

That people seek people who approve of their bad behavior. Mary Jane* and Spiderman* have only become closer to encourage negative behavior in one another. They both lack the desire and motivation to do anything that doesn't entertain them. So instead they accept each others bullshit excuses. I expected that from Spiderman but I at least thought Mary Jane was innocent. But see they're the type of people that don't amount to anything in life because they aren't willing to put forth any effort to achieve any sort of long term goals. Mary Jane wants to be a lawyer I believe. Too bad her ass is going to be right at Sac City Community College and working at Starbucks until she gets knocked up and shacks up with her baby daddy. I have no clue what Spiderman is going to do with his life except become an alcholic. But that's alright. That's okay. They're going to pump my gas some day. Until then, I'm going to risk it to get the biscuit.

- Unsincerley Jay

* names have been changed to protect the innocent